Why I’m Not Comfortable Using the Word Motherf*^#er (but please feel free, unless you’re my kid)

 Short answer: I have teenagers. "Like they don't hear it at school," you say. "Or say it themselves." Yeah, I realize teenagers are fluent in profanity—I was in junior high and high school once. But that doesn't mean I'm off the hook from preserving for my daughter, 13, and son, 16, one pocket in their … Continue reading Why I’m Not Comfortable Using the Word Motherf*^#er (but please feel free, unless you’re my kid)

AWP 2013 RECAP: WRITE LIKE A MOFO

Dear Butler University MFA program, Booth, Hilene Flanzbaum, Rob Stapleton, and Andy Levy, Thank you. Thank you for sending me to AWP 2013. As an expression of my deep gratitude, I offer this wee token of my affection and appreciation for you and your commitment to your staff and students. So. Let’s recap. AWP is … Continue reading AWP 2013 RECAP: WRITE LIKE A MOFO